This is a video for a museum where Predator is hunting the people but they keep farting.
Then Carl Weathers gets yelled at, and it sort of sounds like he is talking about the farts that just happened.
You have been invited to HAPPY HOUR LEGENDS by STEVE_PERSONAL do you accept?
Thank you for viewing this very special 900Bats Video Premiere! This video was Directed by Wang Newton, with Alexander Tarrant coming on board as the Equipment Manager.
The rats are: Mike Cichon, Edison P. Nasty, Lucien Shapiro, Justin Metros, Alexander Tarrant, Maggie Boom, and Anon Day.
That shit’s a metaphor!
Click here to purchase the “KILL SWITCH” Split LP (one side Edison P Nasty, one side Lazerbeak)
at Fieldwerk records.
Lucien Shapiro brings us the making of a large beast head. Beat by Edison
A few words from Lucien:
“A few years ago I was asked to be in a show called Beasts, of course I decided to build the largest sculpture I have ever embarked upon. Smart people would have carved the entire thing out of foam. But I wanted to prove how strong me and my friends were and installing it took about 10 people. This video is in my old studio, a process that took over 50 hours knocked down to a little over 3 minutes. Thanks to Edison for the music and Henry Kim for the quick edit. He is the beast, he is sexy not scary, he is smiling not sneering, and he is my pal. The fur is your friend. Burritos over tacos, unless they are fish tacos then its pretty much a tie, unless they are really good fish tacos.”
tldr: beasts are heavy, sexy not scary, fish tacos are delicious.
Check out more of Lucien’s sculpture HERE.
We have, for you, a special treat.
A series of unreleased preview clips of the upcoming film / documentary / coffee table book “CHAMBERS on puppetry”. This is the first clip.
Greg Chambers is an emotional puppeteer (among other things (he is a renaissance man)). When you are producing puppet related content, and you need a specific emotion, he is the guy you call.
email gregchambers45@gmail.com for info.
Interview by Aesop Rock.
Universal Studios Hollywood, best enjoyed in slow motion by adults.
The thirteenth episode of this thrilling new series is here!
Air guitar will be overruled in this Oscar contender.
Created by Aesop Rock, Alexander Tarrant, and Justin Metros.
The beet is a plant in the Chenopodiaceae family, which is now included in Amaranthaceae family.
This is Edison. His Beets are cultivated most commonly in the US, but lately have been spotted in Amsterdam, and various other places around the world.
Directed by Colin Sebestyen and Justin Metros.
Rob Sonic and Clyde Peterson go head-to-head in what proves to be a Foosball match for the ages.
When asked about his victory, Petersen had this to say – “We’re fucking and drinking blood.”
Sonic refused to comment.
Captured on film by DJ Big Wiz. Music is Hail Mary Mallon Plagues and Bacon instrumental.
SF based photographer and artist Kid Yellow will be regularly supplying new programming to 900bats in the form of “Radical Moments in Skateboarding w/ Kid Yellow”.
First episode features Preston Harper on the shred sled – front noseslide w/ bigspin garnish. We approve.
In addition, to celebrate this fantastic new series, we would like for you to listen to this song many times in a row – BANG!
Learn more about Kid Yellow on his site HERE.












Riff of the Ages w/ F. Sean Martin – Ep12
The twelfth episode of this thrilling new series is here!
Boy howdy, Italians are kick-ass storytellers. They also are hot models and are way into shoes. A recipe for a disastrous bout with love pain.
Did you ever want to tell a girl something, but you thought of every excuse not to? “Oh she is busy with her shoes, I will not bother her.”
Tell her. Tell her everything. la vita è breve
Created by Aesop Rock, Alexander Tarrant, and Justin Metros.
Brass City Tattoo, F. Sean Presents